Funny quotes about hospital stays

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funny quotes about hospital stays

Hospital Quotes (177 quotes)

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It looks like you still need to set up your Goodreads account. - Hilarious short quotes about doctors, medicine, hospitals, treatment. Short clean jokes and funny quotations for all of us who rely on the placebo effect laughter which is better than health insurance, and a lot cheaper.

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hospital quotes, hospital sayings, and hospital proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization, never intended at all even to take in the whole sick population. Florence Nightingale. The hospital industry to this day works its tail off to do the right thing. Rick Scott. The hospital that feeds you refined sugar, white bread, canned soup, bouillon cubes, and frozen vegetables should be closed by the health department as a menace to the public health. David Reuben.

Sometimes patients say the funniest things. As a medical profession, we are around the lingo day in and day out. It's easy to lose the perspective of a lay person. That means funny patient quotes are bound to happen. It was an older lady admitted with abdominal pain and severe constipation who had remarkable results with just a couple suppositories. I want you to send me home with a couple dozen of them depositories. It took every ounce of strength in my body not to start laughing out loud.


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