I would like to fart

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i would like to fart

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FARTING on my Boyfriend (GROSS)

Fart (word)

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When you eat, you don't swallow just your food. You also swallow air, which contains gases like nitrogen say: NY-truh-jen and oxygen say: AHK-suh-jen. Small amounts of these gases travel through your digestive system as you digest your food. All of these gases in the digestive system have to escape somehow, so they come out as farts! Gases are also what can make farts smell bad. Tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide say: SUHL-fyde and ammonia say: uh-MOW-nyuh in the large intestine to give gas its smell. All people fart sometimes, whether they live in France, the Fiji islands, or Fresno, California!

Poses to pass gas

Home Digestive Health. Or you eat a lot of beans, cabbage, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, or bran預ll good-for-you foods that contain fiber, which keeps your digestive system moving, helps regulate blood sugar and cholesterol levels, and keeps your weight in check. You fart after eating. If it makes you feel better, call it flatus葉he proper way to say fart. Notorious gas producers, like broccoli and beans, are high in a kind of carb called raffinose.

Fart is a word in the English language most commonly used in reference to flatulence that can be used as a noun or a verb. The word fart has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing. It is often considered unsuitable in formal situations as it may be considered vulgar or offensive. The English word fart is one of the oldest words in the English lexicon. In certain circles the word is considered merely a common profanity with an often humorous connotation. For example, a person may be referred to as a 'fart', or an 'old fart', not necessarily depending on the person's age. This may convey the sense that a person is boring or unduly fussy and be intended as an insult, mainly when used in the second or third person.


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  3. Caresse G. says:

    Doctors say the average person farts anywhere from 5 to 15 times per day.

  4. Pamela W. says:

    How to fart: 6 best poses and tips to pass gas

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